Baked Stuffed Chicken

You need

• 6-7 lb. chicken
• 1 cup melted butter
• 1 cup stuffing
• 1 cup uncooked popcorn
• salt / pepper to taste

You preheat the oven up to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end towards the back of the oven.
Listen for popping sounds.
When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done!

And you thought I couldn't cook!